Open Question: Joke: It is Friday ..silly day?

30 July 2010, 1:18 am

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument going." An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What’s wrong can ye no play it?" The Octopus replies "Play it? - I’m gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!... Read More »

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